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Unfinnished Business—Why Lauri Markkanen Should (Probably) Not be Traded

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There’s an old Family Guy episode in which Peter and Lois Griffin are listening to a sales pitch from a seedy timeshare salesman, who has promised them a boat in return for their time. Not fooled by the salesman’s words, Peter says “Well look, slick, we’re not gonna buy your lousy timeshare, alright? Now where’s my boat?”

The salesman acknowledges that Peter may have the boat, but reminds him that he could choose the “Mystery Box” instead. At this, Lois urges Peter to take the boat, to which Peter replies “Not so fast, Lois.